Fetjarnrap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, tiresome manatee.

Fetjarnrap created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fetjarnrap, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fetjarnrap, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fetjarnrap's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Fetjarnrap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine mites approach from the east.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Hide if seven manatees approach from the south.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.