Barn Nuttmanfubfly is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, narcissistic rhinoceros.

Barn Nuttmanfubfly created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Barn Nuttmanfubfly, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Barn Nuttmanfubfly, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Barn Nuttmanfubfly's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Barn Nuttmanfubfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never sing in holy places.