Nartdusslist is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, boastful fairy.

Nartdusslist created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartdusslist, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nartdusslist, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nartdusslist's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Nartdusslist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never think about optics near voles while wearing blue corsets and balancing nine copper spheres on your hands.

3. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

4. Put Nartdusslist first in all things.

5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Nartdusslist in the centre of the settlement.