Minbingudart is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, selfish snake.

Minbingudart created light nine million years ago.

If you believe in Minbingudart, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Minbingudart, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Minbingudart's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Minbingudart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about pineapples.

2. Hide if eight shrews approach from the east.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Never look at asteroids.