Nuryaryarl is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, capable bird.

Nuryaryarl created Asia four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuryaryarl, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nuryaryarl, he will turn you into a dog.

Nuryaryarl's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Nuryaryarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not take Nuryaryarl's name in vain.

4. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Nuryaryarl in the centre of the settlement.

5. Erect eight copper sculptures of Nuryaryarl on top of important buildings.