Lakcebdod is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, resourceful dove.

Lakcebdod created an atom eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lakcebdod, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lakcebdod, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lakcebdod's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Lakcebdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to snakes while wearing indigo coats.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Lakcebdod.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Never run in holy places.