Popvigmipdissgan is a god.

She takes the form of a small, slow gnu.

Popvigmipdissgan created tapeworms six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Popvigmipdissgan, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Popvigmipdissgan, she will be mildly annoyed.

Popvigmipdissgan's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Popvigmipdissgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snakes.

2. Do not hurt tapirs.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.