Ransagcen is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, quiet crane.

Ransagcen created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ransagcen, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ransagcen, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Ransagcen's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Ransagcen's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Ransagcen.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Erect six carbon sculptures of Ransagcen on top of important buildings.

4. Never wear indigo ear rings.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ransagcen.