Beststikgam Sadwotdun is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, pitiless duck.

Beststikgam Sadwotdun created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Beststikgam Sadwotdun, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Beststikgam Sadwotdun, he will not care.

Beststikgam Sadwotdun's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Beststikgam Sadwotdun's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not eat gooseberries.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Pray towards the north.