Labdavlib is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthoughtful beaver.

Labdavlib created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Labdavlib, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Labdavlib, she will try to impress you with trees.

Labdavlib's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Labdavlib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Labdavlib.

4. Erect a giant black sculpture of Labdavlib in the centre of the settlement.

5. You must never eat spinach.