Kaddinfun Sagrannutt Raweggomlargnuttlatdib is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciful scorpion.

Kaddinfun Sagrannutt Raweggomlargnuttlatdib created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Kaddinfun Sagrannutt Raweggomlargnuttlatdib, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kaddinfun Sagrannutt Raweggomlargnuttlatdib, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Kaddinfun Sagrannutt Raweggomlargnuttlatdib's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Kaddinfun Sagrannutt Raweggomlargnuttlatdib's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Kaddinfun Sagrannutt Raweggomlargnuttlatdib.

2. You must pray to Kaddinfun Sagrannutt Raweggomlargnuttlatdib eight times a day.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Kaddinfun Sagrannutt Raweggomlargnuttlatdib on top of all buildings.

4. Never think about special relativity near tortoises while wearing gray hats and balancing three silicon spheres on your arms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.