Pomflamont is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, uncaring ferret.

Pomflamont created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomflamont, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pomflamont, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Pomflamont's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Pomflamont's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Pomflamont on top of all buildings.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

4. Do not take Pomflamont's name in vain.

5. Never write about bacteria.