Sombuggansakbig is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, sapient jellyfish.

Sombuggansakbig created the planet Venus six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sombuggansakbig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sombuggansakbig, he will turn you into a slug.

Sombuggansakbig's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Sombuggansakbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Sombuggansakbig.

3. Do not sprint in public.

4. Run away if four seals approach from the east.

5. Do not keep eight goats in a large pit.