Xentargbog is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, bad-tempered squirrel.

Xentargbog created water five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xentargbog, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Xentargbog, she will turn you into a sheep.

Xentargbog's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Xentargbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

2. You must love Xentargbog.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Do not shave your feet.