Budzimdumhom is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, clever
deer.
Budzimdumhom created humanity seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Budzimdumhom, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Budzimdumhom, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Budzimdumhom's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.
Budzimdumhom's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.
2. Never think about chromosomes.
3. Do not shave your head.
4. Never talk about quantum mechanics.
5. Do not wear yellow clothing.