Buddapnul Higlamril is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, merciful newt.

Buddapnul Higlamril created the universe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buddapnul Higlamril, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Buddapnul Higlamril, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Buddapnul Higlamril's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Buddapnul Higlamril's Holy Commandments

1. Always help monkeys.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Always obey Buddapnul Higlamril's priests.

4. Always help sick foxes.

5. Always treat otters with great respect.