Tonjabarm is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, astonishing crane.

Tonjabarm created life eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tonjabarm, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tonjabarm, he will turn you into a plant.

Tonjabarm's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Tonjabarm's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

2. Never paint your hands gray.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Never feed lots of spinach to whales while wearing orange trousers.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.