Veencimbinken is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, strong pig.

Veencimbinken created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veencimbinken, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Veencimbinken, he will destroy your home solar system.

Veencimbinken's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Veencimbinken's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry eagles.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Never talk about spacetime near snails while wearing fawn scarves.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

5. Do not cook food in pots.