Jabnurtbig is a god.

He takes the form of a small, selfish naga.

Jabnurtbig created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Jabnurtbig, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jabnurtbig, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jabnurtbig's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Jabnurtbig's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bread.

2. Never hurt dogs.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Do not kill geese.