Bimkikcad is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, calm raven.

Bimkikcad created vertebrates six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimkikcad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bimkikcad, it will manifest in front of you.

Bimkikcad's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bimkikcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. You must never eat pineapples.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.