Bodyokripgem is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, flying tortoise.

Bodyokripgem created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodyokripgem, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bodyokripgem, he will turn you into a worm.

Bodyokripgem's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Bodyokripgem's Holy Commandments

1. Bodyokripgem must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near voles while wearing yellow shorts and balancing three zinc spheres on your face.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Bodyokripgem loves bats, so they must be honoured.

5. Always help sick sharks.