Bapstikcip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, tiresome hare.

Bapstikcip created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapstikcip, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bapstikcip, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bapstikcip's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Bapstikcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never look at moons.