Doglitpog is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, intelligent toad.

Doglitpog created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Doglitpog, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Doglitpog, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Doglitpog's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Doglitpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Doglitpog in the centre of the settlement.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never paint your legs gray.