Xemruttdam is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, vain hare.

Xemruttdam created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemruttdam, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Xemruttdam, she will try to impress you with trees.

Xemruttdam's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Xemruttdam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near doves while wearing brown stockings and balancing nine platinum spheres on your neck.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.