Dabfosshit Pidfedhakspag is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, fast wombat.

Dabfosshit Pidfedhakspag created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dabfosshit Pidfedhakspag, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dabfosshit Pidfedhakspag, she will destroy your favourite star.

Dabfosshit Pidfedhakspag's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Dabfosshit Pidfedhakspag's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

2. Always help cats.

3. You must never eat pineapples.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never think ill of sick dogs.