Dabjadfed is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish unicorn.

Dabjadfed created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dabjadfed, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dabjadfed, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dabjadfed's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Dabjadfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Dabjadfed loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

4. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Always treat swans with great respect.
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