Butzanjen is a god.
She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciless
bird.
Butzanjen created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Butzanjen, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Butzanjen, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Butzanjen's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Butzanjen's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Butzanjen.
2. Never write about comets.
3. Never talk about grasshopers.
4. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.