Butzanjen is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciless bird.

Butzanjen created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Butzanjen, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Butzanjen, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Butzanjen's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Butzanjen's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Butzanjen.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Never talk about grasshopers.

4. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.