Littapbon is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, pitiless wolf.

Littapbon created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Littapbon, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Littapbon, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Littapbon's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Littapbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Run away if three aardvarks approach from the south.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Littapbon.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Run away from orange eagles, for they are unholy.