Bombennart is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, humane
whale.
Bombennart created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bombennart, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Bombennart, it will turn you into a goat.
Bombennart's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.
Bombennart's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Never talk about rats.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bombennart.