Biflipsom is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, awe-inspiring
mongoose.
Biflipsom created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Biflipsom, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Biflipsom, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Biflipsom's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Biflipsom's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.
2. Do not shave your arms.
3. Biflipsom loves eagles, so they must be respected.
4. Do not speak about apples.
5. Do not kill whales.