Nutrotgathug Buszogdad is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, overgenerous human.

Nutrotgathug Buszogdad created bats seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutrotgathug Buszogdad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nutrotgathug Buszogdad, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nutrotgathug Buszogdad's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Nutrotgathug Buszogdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Hide from cyan eagles for they are unholy.