Cetfodfitgud Libnurlsid is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish mink.

Cetfodfitgud Libnurlsid created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetfodfitgud Libnurlsid, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cetfodfitgud Libnurlsid, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cetfodfitgud Libnurlsid's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Cetfodfitgud Libnurlsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. You must pray to Cetfodfitgud Libnurlsid seven times a day.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Cetfodfitgud Libnurlsid loves seals, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.