Cenmanbaplarn is a god.
She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud
manatee.
Cenmanbaplarn created the planet Jupiter eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Cenmanbaplarn, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Cenmanbaplarn, she will turn you into a small brown duck.
Cenmanbaplarn's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Cenmanbaplarn's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.
2. Do not eat parsnips.
3. Never eat grapes.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Do not skip in public.