Sterbomgidduncamnadflam is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, annoying deer.

Sterbomgidduncamnadflam created Africa three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sterbomgidduncamnadflam, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sterbomgidduncamnadflam, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sterbomgidduncamnadflam's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Sterbomgidduncamnadflam's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Sterbomgidduncamnadflam six times a day.

2. Hide if eight snails approach from the north.

3. Never think about enzymes.

4. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about black holes.
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