Cudkomrut is a god.
She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-powerful
snake.
Cudkomrut created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cudkomrut, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Cudkomrut, she will turn you into a rat.
Cudkomrut's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Cudkomrut's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about dark matter near great tits while wearing purple scarves and balancing seven iron spheres on your head.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cudkomrut.
3. You must pray to Cudkomrut five times a day.
4. Do not leap in public.
5. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.