Dotsugxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, competent ant.

Dotsugxuc created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotsugxuc, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dotsugxuc, it will turn you into a slug.

Dotsugxuc's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Dotsugxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Dotsugxuc must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not keep nine dogs in a large pit.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think about spacetime near mice while wearing brown skirts and balancing three nickel spheres on your neck.

5. Never wear black scarves.