Jangenbet Bothimgun is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, able wyvern.

Jangenbet Bothimgun created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jangenbet Bothimgun, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jangenbet Bothimgun, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Jangenbet Bothimgun's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Jangenbet Bothimgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.