Vadhonlib is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, stupid mouse.

Vadhonlib created the world six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadhonlib, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vadhonlib, it will boil you in a big pot.

Vadhonlib's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Vadhonlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Vadhonlib loves shrews, so they must be respected.

3. Birds are not to be trusted.

4. Do not hurt capybaras.

5. Always help porpoises.