Getdonyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, ill-tempered yak.

Getdonyatt created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getdonyatt, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Getdonyatt, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Getdonyatt's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Getdonyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Retreat if five sharks approach from the north.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Never mention manatees.