Narbankem is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, ill-tempered otter.

Narbankem created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narbankem, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Narbankem, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Narbankem's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Narbankem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

2. Never chant near rats.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Do not speak about strawberries.