Mannurfed is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, temperamental ferret.

Mannurfed created life four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mannurfed, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mannurfed, he will turn you into a rock.

Mannurfed's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Mannurfed's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Mannurfed on top of all buildings.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Mannurfed in the centre of the settlement.