Kimrancuncitgeb is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, moody goat.

Kimrancuncitgeb created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimrancuncitgeb, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kimrancuncitgeb, she will strike you with lightening.

Kimrancuncitgeb's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Kimrancuncitgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Kimrancuncitgeb.

5. Always stare at clouds.