Lunfigmifbegdin is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, self-confident giraffe.

Lunfigmifbegdin created water three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunfigmifbegdin, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lunfigmifbegdin, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Lunfigmifbegdin's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Lunfigmifbegdin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lunfigmifbegdin.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about spacetime near seals while wearing yellow scarves.

5. Do not kill monkeys.