Sanrawgofbontalvegpom is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, stupid dugong.

Sanrawgofbontalvegpom created the planet Venus six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sanrawgofbontalvegpom, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sanrawgofbontalvegpom, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sanrawgofbontalvegpom's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Sanrawgofbontalvegpom's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

3. Always help mice.

4. Erect eight lead sculptures of Sanrawgofbontalvegpom on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink alcohol.