Hugfommut is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, self-assured snake.

Hugfommut created the world six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugfommut, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hugfommut, it will turn you into a hamster.

Hugfommut's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Hugfommut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never paint your arms red.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Hamsters are not to be trusted.