Rullrawjam is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, fussy jackal.

Rullrawjam created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullrawjam, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rullrawjam, she will torture you forever.

Rullrawjam's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Rullrawjam's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Rullrawjam's priests.

2. Do not kill hamsters.

3. Hide if four mice approach from the west.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never look at planets.