Nakyartfas is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ruthless faun.

Nakyartfas created Asia six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakyartfas, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nakyartfas, it will strike you with lightening.

Nakyartfas' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Nakyartfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics.

2. Never hurt tortoises.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always help sick eagles.

5. Never paint your hands magenta.