Megsitbut is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, merciful shark.

Megsitbut created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Megsitbut, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Megsitbut, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Megsitbut's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Megsitbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near turtles while wearing violet hats and balancing three tin spheres on your head.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not hurt foxes.

5. Always stare at clouds.