Stipgammob is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, dishonest squid.

Stipgammob created dark matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Stipgammob, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stipgammob, it will not care at all.

Stipgammob's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Stipgammob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

4. Never feed melons to snakes while wearing shirts.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.