Bogkamloop is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, witty raccoon.

Bogkamloop created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogkamloop, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bogkamloop, he will jump up and down on your head.

Bogkamloop's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Bogkamloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of figs to mites while wearing blue hats.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Run away from gray aardvarks, for they are unholy.